Tuesday, February 14, 2012

At the Subway in India

Server: What sauces would you like?
Me: Chipotle and ranch.
(server puts the chipotle on, and then what looks like a thicker, whiter version of Italian)
Me: That's not ranch.
Server: Yes it is, ma'am.
(pause)
Me: Well, that's not what we call ranch in America.

Yes, I've become obnoxious.

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